I need to talk about an invention I have had in my mind for some time…

You know how annoying it is when you are cleaning the bathroom sink and all of a sudden there's a single long hair that you can't get rid of? You try to drop it into a bin or the toilet but somehow it just sticks to your hand or your arm or, well anywhere but where it should.

My idea is for a portable, rechargeable device about the size of a coffee mug that you could carry a miscreant hair to and it would ingest the hair and therefore remove its ability to cause further distress.

Of course there are several [many] practical problems with the construction of my "Snair"