I’m Hillary Goddamn Clinton
by People Power Friday, July 29, 2016

It opens with 

I’m Hillary goddamn Clinton. I’m a political prodigy, have been since I was 16. I have an insane network of powerful friends. I’m willing to spend the next eight years catching shit on all sides, all so I can fix this fucking country for you. And all you little bitches need to do is get off your asses one goddamn day in November.

... and then it gets better. Absolutely brilliant piece.

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